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TERMS OF SERVICE

General terms of service:

  • You are legally responsible and REQUIRED by law to NOT hide your identity or give a false name or information. Doing so is PURGRY by law and immediate forfeit of services and your device confiscated if already on the premises until real identity is confirmed.

  • These terms of service can and will change at any time when more is needed or modification is needed.

  • We are currently NOT A++ Certified. That means WE CURRENTLY CANNOT take on repair orders that require breaking the seal on your device if it has a warranty. You will be required to show PROOF of warranty or no warranty IF the device is way too new. Older devices are probably safe depending on the model number in which it was made.

  • Weather it be payments to the PC business and our outsourcing partners, PayPal AND Cash App will be getting a copy of these terms of service AS WELL AS a copy of the legally binding contract you sign when using any of our services. This is to protect the company and our outsource partners as when it comes to the outsource partners we use, people like to take advantage of good natured people and the legal document you will sign will pre4vent Cash App and PayPal from scammers you are just looking to get crap for free. PayPal and Cash App will have NO CHOICE but to follow it because YOU SIGNED IT and agreed to the terms before service was taken and finished. We may be cheap priced, BUT that doesn't meant we appreciate getting scammed by people who think they can get away with it and ALL DOCUMENTS of services we offer will be made in such a way to accomplish JUST THAT. Protection for the company and our outsource partners.

  • ALL return services within 10 days come with a $0 company fee EXCEPT if it comes from our outsource partners. These partners have a right to charge extra for there work of a price of there choosing as they are getting paid by us for you. IF it cannot be found by us OR our outsource partners, unlike other repair companies we require your assistance to help identify what is going on. That means Hamster's PC repair will have you come in and SHOW US right at our work station what you are doing that is causing the situation you are having so we can physically see what is going on right in house for personal one on one problem identifying.

  • If you lie about your name, your phone number, or your email and it is discovered that you have, just so you dont have to pay Hamster's PC Repair, I promise you, I have other ways to find out while working on your device to make sure and verify the information is correct. If for any reason the information does NOT match, Hamster's PC Repair will consider it a violation of companies TOS and work will be immediately Canceled and the customer BANNED from having any device worked on ever again over they internet. They will however still have the availability to bring it in houses if they live close enough or want to make the travel distance that way Hamster's PC Repair can have it under in-house rules and the customer is forced to come back and get it after payment is completed after the work is completed.


Terms of Service Involving payment plans:
ALL payment plans will require a background check, signature of a personized document that is legally binding to prevent scams, and the value of honesty by asking your friends and or family how good a person you are. Don't worry we can find you just fine if you have a digital print of any sort and we will reach out to multiple people if you want a payment plan to verify trustworthiness and honesty. Like I said, you don't need to tell us anything BUT what you put down on the work order and if you LIE on the work order, LEAGAL action will be taken. ALL payment plans REQUIRE the use of PayPal and ONLY PayPal.

Terms of Service TO SCAMMERS:
IF background checks fail or you REFUSE to sign the payment plan legally document, OR you put down FALS information OR do not make payments, WE have the right to NOT give you your device back for FALIURE to be honest and respectful to a company that wants the better for humanity. IF you sign legally binding document for a payment plan and FAIL to make 2 months worth of payments in a ROW, Hamster's PC repair has the right to file a lawsuit for failure to pay for services.

Terms of Service TO HACKERS:
PLAESE I DARE YOU TRY, My network is secured behind 3 firewalls that ONLY allow outgoing traffic and no incoming traffic of ANY SORT. I PROMISE YOU unless you want to go through FORT NOX security, you are WASTING your time.

Terms of Service to business/home breakers or FAKE breakers:
I have a security system with 24/7 monitoring surveillance with GLASS breaking, fire protection, flood protection, and ICE protection with a IMEDIAT and automatic response call to law services for RAPID law enforcement response times. This means if the business in closed and you try and break in and YOU DO NOT have my phone and my pin to my phone. You have 2 tries to get into my phone before my phone auto deletes the information and PERMENTALY locks you out triggering a automatic law enforcement response time. I PROMES YOU, you will guaranteed set off my silent alarm system that will trigger and automatic law enforcement send out. SO PLEASE TRY and see what jail time you will get.

Terms of Service to gun/bomb threats or FAKE gun/bomb threats:
I have a security system with 24/7 monitoring surveillance with GLASS breaking, fire protection, flood protection, and ICE protection with a IMEDIAT and automatic response call to law services for RAPID law enforcement response times. This means if the business in closed and you try and break in and YOU DO NOT have my phone and my pin to my phone. You have 2 tries to get into my phone before my phone auto deletes the information and PERMENTALY locks you out triggering a automatic law enforcement response time. I PROMES YOU, you will guaranteed set off my silent alarm system that will trigger and automatic law enforcement send out. SO PLEASE TRY and see what jail time you will get.

WORD TO THE WISE:
I promise you as the owner of Hamster's PC Repair, I don't like bullies and I can track you down and find out who you are EVEN IF you are using a VPN or multiple VPNS or rotating VPN/S or if its pinging off cell towers trace the pings off towers no matter how many pings that happen. I CAN PROMISE YOU I am persistent and I WILL find you. I do not tolerate that kind of crap. You are the scum of the earth if you think you can intimidate me in any of these. IF I have to do this FOR ANY of the reasons ABOVE in this terms of service, the following will be found and turned into the proper authorities.
 

  • Your REAL name will be found

  • Your REAL HOME address will be found

  • Any FAKE addresses will be found

  • YOUR relationships will be found

  • Your finances with ALL OF YOUR ASSESTS will be found including your secret off shore ILIGAL stashes

  • Your exact location you are at at the time of any of these

  • Your false identities will be found

  • Your Country/City/area code will be found

  • Your real number you are calling from and any number you have used in the last year to do what you did

  • Your IP and any and all IPS you have used WITH the port you were trying to abuse in the last year

  • and anything else that isn't mentioned here that is a matter of importance WILL BE FOUND


Please be aware that I may not be in law enforcement, BUT because I am autistic, I had to learn the HARD WAY to protect myself and FIND WAYS to find the information I need LEAGALLY without breaking any laws. If you have any digital footprint of any sort, I PROMISE I CAN FIND IT without breaking laws because I have had too already so I am not taken advantage of.

Cancelation Policy:
IF for any reason you stop paying us for our services for any of the following reasons,

  • No payment of services

  • Payments stopping without warning

  • Missed payment

  • Asking Cash App or PayPal or your payment method for a refund for services when you signed a contract

You are subject for a lawsuit and immediate cancelation of services AND put on a blacklist with a photo so we know who you are and are not to be trusted because of our wish to provide good honest service at good natured prices. You taking advantage of that good nature will be your downfall with a 100,000% GARENTEE. You have been Warned!!!

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